So, Darin comes into the laundry room today and hands me his pj pants. "Here. Can you wash these?" These - as in specifically that one pair of pants.
Slowly answer "Why...?"
"Oh, (shrug) uhhh, because, ...." then holds them up to show me this brown smudge about the size of my one year old.
"Well, I was eating one of those ice cream treats in bed last night and I fell asleep."
"Uhh, is it all over your bed too?"
"um, I dont' think so."
"Can you go check please?"
"Uhh.....yeah." Comes back down the stairs and says "Ya, the sheets are dirty too."
"Okay....................Would you bring those down for me to wash with the pants, too?"
Just bought a new pack of paper plates last night and this morning as I went to put eggs onto a plate for all the little children, the plate package was already opened. I should have KNOWN! That Daddy.....owes me a new bottle of Shout!.
Who said the kids could eat ice cream in the living room and bedrooms when Daddy gives them a wink?? That would explain why my laptop keyboard was sticky last week......